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單身是 大路 Single is a broad road; 結婚是 死路 Marriage is a dead end; 分手是 活路 Split is a free road. 你在哪條路？Which road are you in?😂😂😂

A husband makes his wish on his 60th birthday: "Dear God, please grant me a wife who is 30 years younger than me. " He's wish ...

Today it's May 20.    520  sounds 我爱你(I ❤ you) in Chinese. People like to use 520 to joke around or express their love to someone nowa...

俄罗斯笑话。有个人去求医说：“我明明听到自己不断放屁，但从来没闻到味道。不知道怎么回事。” 医生给他处方，病人离开。几天后，病人又去跟医生抱怨：“我现在闻到自己的屁很臭，但还是不停地放屁。”医生说：”上次治好了你的鼻子，这次要治你的重听了。“😂 Russia Humor ...

前苏联时期，有个苏联人骂其国家领导人勃列日涅夫是白痴，结果被判二罪：一是诽谤罪，二是泄密罪。😂😂😂 During the Soviet Union, there was a Soviet person who called his country leader Leon...

妻子：“有人说，一个人在朦胧的月色中，容易做出傻事。你说有道理吗？” 丈夫：“是这样，我记得，我是在一个月色朦胧的晚上向你求的婚。”  Wife: They say, people are easy to make something stupid in the moonl...

某高官因贪腐入狱，儿子大学毕业，找不着工作，探监时诉苦。爸爸写了一字条儿，让儿子找他以前的下属帮忙。儿子问：人走茶凉，现在写条子，有用吗？爸爸说：我在台上的时候，想让谁当官，就让谁当，现在，我在监狱里，想让谁进来，谁就得进来，放心吧，儿子，我的条子还是照样有效！ A high...

男人是品牌的集合体。20岁的男人是奔驰，30岁的男人是日立，40岁的男人是微软，50岁的男人是松下，60岁的男人是联想。 😂😂😂 Men are brand collections: At age 20s, are Mercedes-Benz (奔驰，in Chin...

😂 一个内蒙古人到广州出差，在街头吃了一碟肠粉，要求开发票。老板问要怎么写，这人说： “中华人民 共和国内蒙古自治区乌兰察布市察哈尔右翼后旗乌兰哈达苏木那令格嘎查那令格村那令格二社村民委员会火山历史文化遗址申报联合国教育科学文化组织世界非物质文化遗产工作领导小组办公室主任乌...

说股票是毒品的，都在玩。They say, stock is drug, but they are still obsessed with it. 说金钱是罪恶的，都在捞。They say, money is sinful, but they fish it up despe...

1、你不是VIP，甚至不是IP，你只是一个P！You are not VIP, even not an IP, you're only a P(屁 fart）. 2、一旦学会破罐子破摔，你会发现世界豁然开朗。Once you learned "don...

Teacher: Where is Santa from? 圣诞老人来自哪里？ Student 1: From North Pole.来自北极。 Student 2: From the sky.来自天空。 Student 3: From the chimney.来自烟囱。...

A little surprising, new research showed that China has a bigger middle class than America and more people in China are living what we woul...

一个老外到中国旅游，在街头看到水果摊卖香蕉，就走上前去，用不标准的中文问：“性交多少钱？” 卖香蕉的老妇横眉竖眼，叫：“俺不是鸡，俺不卖。” 老外觉得奇怪，说：“我吃素，不要鸡，我要性交。”老妇大叫：“来人啊，非礼啊。” 有个懂英语的大学生过来问怎么回事，才搞清楚，老外原来是要...