Wednesday, May 16, 2018

😂Fortune Telling 算命

A lady asks a fortune teller her fortune in future. The fortune teller says:" You have an omen in your body (in Chinese 'xiong zhao 凶兆'). The lady misunderstands "xiong zhao" into bra 胸罩 that’s pronounced similar with 凶兆,then she asks:" What if I took off the bra?" The fortuneteller says:" You will still have two big balls in your life." (big bump in future)

big ball (大波)alludes to big breast in Chinese. 大波 sounds with 大坡(big bump, steep slope, difficulties) .😂😂😂

有位女子问算命先生她的命运。算命先生说:“你身上有个凶兆。”女子误解为胸罩,说:“那,我把胸罩拿掉呢?”算命先生说:“你还会有两个大坡。”😂😂😂