一个老外到中国旅游，在街头看到水果摊卖香蕉，就走上前去，用不标准的中文问：“性交多少钱？” 卖香蕉的老妇横眉竖眼，叫：“俺不是鸡，俺不卖。” 老外觉得奇怪，说：“我吃素，不要鸡，我要性交。”老妇大叫：“来人啊，非礼啊。” 有个懂英语的大学生过来问怎么回事，才搞清楚，老外原来是要香蕉，不是要性交。
A foreigner travels to China, on the way he walks, a woman is selling banana on the sidewalk, he asks her the price using his foreign accent Chinese: "What's the price for xing jiao (sex). "
The woman slaps back :" I'm not a chicken ( Chinese call prostitute chicken), I don't sell any."
This foreign traveler confuses: " I'm a vegetarian, I'don't eat chicken. I only want xing jiao."
The panic woman yells:" Help, this guy sexual harasses me!"
A college student comes by and figures out the foreigner wants xiang jiao (banana), not xing jiao(sex).
P.S.:
Traveling in China, you need to make sure the price before you buy it, like: 多少钱一个，多少钱一斤，多少钱一包，多少钱一壶茶，don't be fooled by the tricky menu.
A news reported few days ago, a foreign customer had a dinner in a restaurant, a dish of shrimp was counted by every unit of shrimp, not by a dish, it costed more than a thousand (about $250) for one dish . The customer complained the restaurant and got the money back finally.
A foreigner travels to China, on the way he walks, a woman is selling banana on the sidewalk, he asks her the price using his foreign accent Chinese: "What's the price for xing jiao (sex). "
The woman slaps back :" I'm not a chicken ( Chinese call prostitute chicken), I don't sell any."
This foreign traveler confuses: " I'm a vegetarian, I'don't eat chicken. I only want xing jiao."
The panic woman yells:" Help, this guy sexual harasses me!"
A college student comes by and figures out the foreigner wants xiang jiao (banana), not xing jiao(sex).
P.S.:
Traveling in China, you need to make sure the price before you buy it, like: 多少钱一个，多少钱一斤，多少钱一包，多少钱一壶茶，don't be fooled by the tricky menu.
A news reported few days ago, a foreign customer had a dinner in a restaurant, a dish of shrimp was counted by every unit of shrimp, not by a dish, it costed more than a thousand (about $250) for one dish . The customer complained the restaurant and got the money back finally.