Saturday, March 31, 2018

😂😛💔Humor: Moonlight 幽默:月夜

妻子:“有人说,一个人在朦胧的月色中,容易做出傻事。你说有道理吗?” 丈夫:“是这样,我记得,我是在一个月色朦胧的晚上向你求的婚。” 

Wife: They say, people are easy to make something stupid in the moonlight. Do you think it makes sense?
Husband: Exactly. I remember I proposed to you in a moonlight.😂😛💔

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Popular Words: 二百五,缺心眼,少根筋

The words bellow are not formal word,  used orally.

二百五, noun, literally it means quantifier 250, but when it describes someone, it says someone is idiot, foolish, moron. For example: 这人就是个二百五。Sometime, people only say 二 shortly, it's similar to 二百五, but it's an adjective. For example: 这人很二。

缺心眼, it's not lacking of heart point. In fact, the true meaning is someone stupid. For example, 这人缺心眼。

少根筋, it means stupid too, not lacks of muscle. For example: 他少根筋。


Tuesday, March 27, 2018

😂😂😂Humor: My Notes Are Still Valid 幽默:我的条子还是有用的

某高官因贪腐入狱,儿子大学毕业,找不着工作,探监时诉苦。爸爸写了一字条儿,让儿子找他以前的下属帮忙。儿子问:人走茶凉,现在写条子,有用吗?爸爸说:我在台上的时候,想让谁当官,就让谁当,现在,我在监狱里,想让谁进来,谁就得进来,放心吧,儿子,我的条子还是照样有效!
A high-ranking official was imprisoned because of corruption. His son could not find a job after college graduation. He complained it to his father when visiting the prison. His father wrote a note and asked his son to find help from his former subordinates. The son doubted it and said: You didn't have that power and influence anymore, does it work? Dad said: When I was in charge of the office, I could promoted anyone I wanted. Now, although I'm in prison, but I could get anyone I want go into the prison. Don't worry, my son, my notes are still valid!

Friday, March 23, 2018

😂😂😂Humor: Men at Age 20, 30, 40, 50,60 男人20,30,40,50,60岁

男人是品牌的集合体。20岁的男人是奔驰,30岁的男人是日立,40岁的男人是微软,50岁的男人是松下,60岁的男人是联想。
😂😂😂
Men are brand collections:
At age 20s, are Mercedes-Benz (奔驰,in Chinese means run fast and full of energy);
At age 30s,  are Hitachi  (日立,  erecting daily);
At age 40s, are Microsoft  (微软,  micro-soft) ;
At age 50s, are Panasonic ( 松下,weak );
At age 60s, are Lenovo (联想,imagination) .


Wednesday, March 21, 2018

😂😂😂Humor: The Invoice 幽默:发票

😂一个内蒙古人到广州出差,在街头吃了一碟肠粉,要求开发票。老板问要怎么写,这人说:
“中华人民共和国内蒙古自治区乌兰察布市察哈尔右翼后旗乌兰哈达苏木那令格嘎查那令格村那令格二社村民委员会火山历史文化遗址申报联合国教育科学文化组织世界非物质文化遗产工作领导小组办公室主任乌力图.乌力吉吉尓格拉.巴彦尔太”!
老板说:“xxx,我识那么多字就不用在这卖肠粉啦!”

😂An Inner Mongolian traveled to Guangzhou on business and ate a plate of rice rolls at a food stand, requesting an invoice. The seller asked how to write, this guy said:

"Wu-li-tu Wu-li-ji-ji-er-ge-la Ba-yan-er-tai 
Director of Work group of  Declaring The Volcanic Historical and Cultural Sites for World Intangible Cultural Heritage of The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization
Villager Committee of Nalingge 2nd Village
Wulan-Ha-da-su-mu-na-ling-ge-ga-cha-na-ling-ge Village
Chahar Right Wing Rear Flag
Wulanchabu City
Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region
People's Republic of China"

The seller said : "Fxxx, if I knew so many words, I wouldn't have been selling the rice roll here!  

Friday, March 16, 2018

😂Interesting Number Codes in Chinese 中文里的数字密码

😒A boy sent a message to a wrong girl,  5201314 (我爱你一生一世 I love you forever). Girl replied with( 520 + 1314 )x 10.  It means 18340 (一巴掌扇死你 slap you to death).😲

😂Numbers that pronounce similar to some Chinese words are substituted for other words is kind of popular recently, especially using in mobile phone message, just like 4u, me2, r u in English. For example:
520 = 我爱你 I love you
1314 = 一生一世 for life long
7456 = 气死我了 I'm so angry with
484 = 是不是 is it?
168 =  一路发 lucky
514 =  无意思 boring
53719 = 我深情依旧 I always love you
414 = 试一试 try
52406 = 我爱死你了 I love you very much
53550 = 我想吻吻你 I want to kiss you
282 = 饿不饿?
88 = 拜拜 bye





Wednesday, March 14, 2018

😂Humor: People, You Are Lying 人啊,都不讲实话

说股票是毒品的,都在玩。They say, stock is drug, but they are still obsessed with it.
说金钱是罪恶的,都在捞。They say, money is sinful, but they fish it up desperately.
说美女是祸水的,都想要。They say, beauty is disaster, but they want them all.
说高处不胜寒的,都在爬。They say, high place is too cold to stand (high profile/position is too tough for life), but they all want to go higher.
烟酒伤身体的,就不戒。They say, cigarette and wine hurt your body, but they never quit.
天堂最美好的,都不去。They say, heaven is wonderful, but they don't want to go.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

😂Humor: You are not VIP 笑话:你不是VIP

1、你不是VIP,甚至不是IP,你只是一个P!You are not VIP, even not an IP, you're only a P(屁 fart).

2、一旦学会破罐子破摔,你会发现世界豁然开朗。Once you learned "don't care", you'll find your world is suddenly open.

3、生活将我们磨圆,是为了让我们滚得更远。Life is milling us into round form to make us roll farther.

4、就算我是一只癞蛤蟆(yucky low man),我也坚决不娶母癞蛤蟆。Though I'm a toad, I won't marry a female toad.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣:lol:

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

👀 What’s the taboo for Chinese-3 中国人的禁忌-3

📚 It is about the book. When Chinese are going to gambling, they hate to say BOOK🕮, because book is   pronounced SHU书,similar with 输(loss). Far more, they even avoid going to the bookstore or passing the bookstore and library before going to gambling. You may think it’s crazy and funny, but they’re very serious about it.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Happy the Year of Dog 狗年快乐(樂)

Today is Chinese lunar new year, year of DOG. Happy Chinese New Year!


             

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

👀 What's The Taboo for Chinese? (2) 中国人的禁忌 2

Remember, never give a clock to any Chinese, because clock钟 in Chinese pronunciation Zhong, exactly the same with 终 (the end).  If you send a clock (送钟) to someone, it sounds with 送终 (to accompany someone to his/her life's end).

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Trump's Granddaughter's Premiere with Chinese Song

This was President Trump's granddaughter's talent show he presented to Chinese. She was chanting 三字经、望庐山瀑布 and早发白帝城 and other two songs in this video. Adorable.

望庐山瀑布 
(唐朝  李白

日照香炉生紫烟
遥看瀑布挂前川
飞流直下三千尺
疑是银河落九天



早发白帝城
(唐朝  李白)

朝辞白帝彩云间
千里江陵一日还
两岸猿声啼不住
轻舟已过万重山


宋朝  王应麟)

人之初  性本善
性相近  习相远
苟不教  性乃迁
教之道  贵以专
昔孟母  择邻处
子不学  断机杼
窦燕山  有义方
教五子  名俱扬
养不教  父之过
教不严  师之惰
子不学  非所宜
又不学  老何为
玉不琢  不成器
人不学  不知义
为人子  方少时
亲师友  习礼仪
……
……



Tuesday, November 14, 2017

👀What's The Taboo for Chinese?-1 中国人的禁忌-1

Every ethnicity has its taboos, what is for Chinese?👀

Number 4 is avoided by Chinese, because 4 is pronounced similar with "dead" in Chinese. In some new buildings, they even skip 4, 14, 24... floor, they call 4 floor 3a or 3b instead of 4 on the elevator buttons, just likes the Westerner resist the number 13.  Also, Chinese refuse number 4, 14, 44, 444,4444 for their door number.

In contrast, Chinese like 3, 13, 23, 33...because 3 the pronunciation is similar with "live" especially in Cantonese, that's totally upside down with the Western.

What's yours?

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Some Chinese Words to English---Impossible Task

上火,it's from Chinese medicine, meaning the body organs get too much heat that causes illness, grumpy, acne....but nobody can figure out what exactly it is. Chinese usually use cold nature herb or food to cool down the "heat", they call it 去火.

土豪,it's used to label that kind of people who turned to the tycoon from the poor in a short time.

风水,the setting and environment that causes someone's luck, it's kind of superstition. For example: Mirror should not face a bed, otherwise, it will make people sick; Planting money tree, lucky bamboo can make people rich;  A house or office door should not face a barbershop, because the barber always brandishes the scissor and knife, which threatens the harmony of the family or business.

煞气, be translated "evil spirit" by google translate, it's not very appropriate to this Chinese true meaning.  煞气 means there is a potential threat from a place or someone. For example, a house door should not face a barbershop or a busy road that toward the house door, because barbershop and busy noisy road 煞气 too much.

Got it? There are more words need you to explore.









Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Using Adjective 使用形容词

1.  If adjective is followed by a noun, the adjective needs to add 的.

For example: 漂亮房子,高大树,很远山,动听音乐,好看电影

2.  If the adjective follows a noun, it usually add an adverb 很 or 非常 + adjective, no 的。

For example: 房子漂亮, 树高大,山远,音乐非常动听,电影非常好看